Disco Donnie is Running for President

Donnie Disco

Party animal Disco Donnie announced today, while sporting a gold jumpsuit and zebra print dress shoes, that he was vying for the oval office, and will be representing a new political party called the Party Party. He plans to embark on his campaign trail this Saturday in El Paso, TX at the Sun City music festival.

There have been raised eyebrows as to why he is willing to tackle such a daunting task. He explained below:

“My fellow party constituents. We are a people whose heart beats, with beats. We are a people, founded under the belief that all genres are created equal. That they are endowed by their listeners with certain unalienable rights at festivals, club events, and raves.  However, listeners no longer feel listened to.
 
I fear we have lost sight of our original goal. We hardly see multi-genre shows and festivals anymore. We hardly see new artists on announced lineups or hear the names of the old school when some Ravers discuss which DJs are “killing it.” I stay up at night worrying about whether future kids will learn the names of Frankie Knuckles, Larry Levan, Kevin Saunderson, Derrick May, and Juan Atkins in their music plurriculum at school.

 

The Party Party fights for those who are in rave turmoil.  Those who have lost their job because they showed up late after experiencing a layover while traveling back from TomorrowWorld. Those who eat nothing but ramen noodles while saving up to go to WMC–ahem, sorry, “Miami Music Week.”
This looks like a platform we at EDM World Magazine can get behind 🙂
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